Shouta Handa is a jobless 25 year old who is sick and tired of his boring life. One evening, at the class reunion, he gets to meet all of the cute girls that used to be his classmates. He soon discovers that they are all successful with interesting careers, and even more importantly—really beautiful now, with bigger curves. Unfortunately, it seems that they are all aware of his boring, unsuccessful life, so they mock him and call him a loser, just like in the old days.
Everything changes when Shouta goes for a walk to have a smoke and accidentally falls into the school swimming pool. This triggers a supernatural phenomenon that takes him back ten years into the past. He finds himself in the same swimming pool during swimming class, surrounded by his female classmates in bikinis. How is Shouta going to deal with their cuteness and closeness now that he is a grown man in a boy's body?
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literaturenerd
Dear readers, I've been watching anime for a long time. I've seen a LOT of bad anime over the years. I actually seek it out because I have a morbid fascination with the absolute worst of the worst. I thought I had seen it all and nothing could really shock me, but then I learned of a non-hentai, ecchi OVA with a MAL rating under 6 and I got curious. That simply doesn't happen. Half the users on this site act like giving something a 5/10 is the same as giving something a 0/10 plus sending death threats to all of its fans. Thestuff that gets rated under a 6 on this site are all either legendarily bad anime like Dark Cat and Chargeman Ken or experimental shorts.
The prototypical example of a MAL entry with a rating in the 5s would be something like "Anal Juice". It's an experimental short about an overweight woman having diarrhea for 2 minutes. It was made as the senior project of a Japanese lesbian feminist who wished to push acceptable boundaries and protest the male gaze that objectifies the female body while also finding natural functions like menstruation to be gross. At least that's what she wished to theoretically accomplish. I think most people just found it gross and weird.
So for an ecchi to score close to "anal juice", I knew it had to be special. I was not prepared for how bad this anime was. This is the new worst ecchi I've ever seen in my life. It's worse than Eiken. It's worse than Jungle de Ikou. The quality of Paradise of Innocence makes Kennel Tokorozawa look like Galactic Heroes! At least Kennel had those weird facial expressions and a few jokes that landed. This is just pain for 3 episodes!
Paradise of Innocence is about an "Ugly Bastard" NEET who falls into a swimming pool and is magically sent back in time to occupy the body of his 12 year old self. This is paradise for him because he's a pedophile and can perv on all the girls without them realizing what he's doing. Guess how long it takes for him to commit statutory rape of a child? If you guessed the 8 minute mark then you win! He doesn't actually penetrate her, but rubs against her vulva with his somehow massive 12 year old cock. This anime REALLY likes Frotteurism, which is ejaculating by rubbing up against people. Since this anime only shows camel toes, it's able to somehow get away with showing as much 10-12 year old vagina as it possibly can. There are some massive loop holes in Japanese censorship. Interspecies Reviewers used this to hilarious effect, while Paradise of Innocence uses it to create some of the cringiest scenes I've ever witnessed.
So in the first episode after immediately rubbing up against a little girl in the gym supply closet, our ugly bastard hero decides to coerce the boys in the class to pull a prank where they spray the girls with spoiled milk. This is all an elaborate ploy to get the girls to take their clothes off. He then allows himself to be captured by the girls because he correctly predicted that they'd punish him by sitting naked on his face. Nabokov once said that Humbert was only a pseudo-intellectual trying to woo Americans with his European culture, but this dude is the real deal. He's the Lex Luthor of pedophiles playing some sort of 5D chess. The next day, the girls have all forgiven him for the milk incident and he helps a girl on her bug hunting assignment for biology class. She gets a lot of mosquito bites, so he feels her up all over her body while the anime plays the Pink Panther theme and he ejaculates in his pants again. At that point my brain was ready to just raise up a white flag and surrender, but I soldiered on.
In episode 2, he has to help a gymnastics girl perform the 200 degree splits by pushing down hard on her legs and causing her extreme pain. This is framed to look like penetration so the anime can make the lamest double entendre possible. I cringed so hard during this scene I actually felt ill. Only a few other pieces of media have ever made me cringe that hard. One example was a scene in the novel "The Tin Drum" in which a pregnant woman decides to eat a raw eel that crawls out of the rotting head of a horse that washed up on a beach. The way the author described the smell and texture of the rotting brain matter almost made me throw up. Gunter Grass had an unmatched skill at describing the smell and texture of innards and gore because he was a war veteran and kept witnessing his comrades getting blown to pieces by rocket artillery. Yet this anime was able to compete in a cringe battle with the horror stories of of a battle hardened, Waffen SS tank gunner. That's just incredible. The staff of this anime can really feel proud of themselves. I have no idea how Grass would react to this anime, but it would almost certainly include the word "flammenwerfer". My favorite line of episode 2 is "Hell yes, I get to feel the marsh mellow ass of a little girl!". That wasn't even the translators being creative. He actually uses the English word marsh mellow and that's literally what he said in Japanese!
So in addition to being a pedophile anime with the worst humor in existence, it's also very poorly animated. The soundtrack is terrible although I almost laughed/cried during the Pink Panther part. Even Twinkle Nora Rock Me and MD Geist had great OSTs. There is nothing positive I will say about this anime. I'm actually shocked that this anime is rated as highly as it is. It ought to be the worst rated thing on MAL besides Mars of Destruction and Chargeman. This anime under no circumstances deserves a 2. This is the easiest 1/10 I've given in a VERY long time.
nyazi_moe
The ultimate fantasy brought to life, an outstanding three-episode story that will leave any cultured person fully satisfied at the end. This series is basically perfect. It isn't afraid to ignore social stigmas and boundaries to create a rich and beautifully lewd plot. The only thing I could wish for was a better / cuter art style. However, I cannot hold the art against this series, it's not the newest, and it more than makes up for any distaste in art style for the superb amount of ecchi scenes and fan-service. They're literally off the charts. At times, it seems like it could become a Hentai atany second, but never crosses that boundary.
Extremely recommend. You will love this series, if you're a person of refined taste. If you're offended by taboo lewd themes, you should probably avoid this anime and spare the world of your generic complaints.
Momo_Deviluke14
Probably you have fantasized or wanted to return to your student time or if you are still young and you read this surely when you are an adult you will also want to return to that time, but I do not talk about simply repeating everything again, so boring !!!...I'm talking about go back to your old self with your mind, experiences and memories of your adult self. Can you imagine it? I am sure that yes, and surely on more than one occasion you wanted to have the opportunity to repeat things again and achieve new things, such as learning something new, going toplaces you did not go, spending more time with someone or of course getting to fuck those school girl mates who that made you so horny!
*wink, wink*
Well, this is what the ovas is about, a 25-year-old young man has one of those meetings with his old classmates, where he meets his old classmates and becomes depressed when he sees the pathetic life he leads when compared to them, and because of some Mysterious wizard who did not appear, the protagonist manages to travel 15 years to the past and return when he was in fifth year of primary school and ohhhh surprise there are the same women of the meeting, but much younger and innocent and that for some reason they have bodies far removed from what you would imagine of someone your age.
What is the problem with this? That is not a fucking hentai, that is the whole plot that is worthy of the typical hentai on duty that serves your masturbation at midnight, characters with the typical personality of hentai, several forced situations that would end in sex, Why this was not a hentai ?
The character design is very good, ignoring the MC or the backgrounds, the girls are very attractive, the sound is acceptable and the ecchi scenes are very risque to the point of rosar lo hentai, nothing to envy other known ecchi anime of out there, except for censorship or I don't know if it was my version.
Finally, say that the series is only for visual pleasure, you see legs, nudes, vaginas, moans, erections in each episode, in one we even have a double ice cream fellatio, it also has its comic moments, if you are looking for something simply to distract you or directly to masturbate watching lolis, well forward !! but remember that this is not a hentai, so you will not have the final prize, it really would have been much better if it was, I did this review just as I would a hentai, so no molest me.
8/10 I enjoyed this
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Probablemente tu hayas fantaseado o deseado volver a tu época de estudiante o si aun eres joven y lees esto seguramente cuando seas adulto igualmente desearas regresar a esa época, pero no hablo de simplemente repetir todo de nuevo, que aburrido!!!, estoy hablando de volver a tu viejo yo con tu mente, experiencias y recuerdos de tu yo adulto ¿Te lo imaginas? estoy seguro que si, y seguramente en mas de una ocasión deseaste volver a tener la oportunidad de repetir las cosas y lograr hacer cosas nuevas, como aprender algo nuevo, ir a lugares que no fuiste, pasar mas tiempo con alguien o por supuesto lograr follarte a esas compañeras del cole que tan duro te ponían en la escuela!! *guiño* *guiño*
Bueno de esto trata estas Ovas, un hombre joven de 25 años tiene una de esas reuniones con sus viejos compañeros, donde se encuentra con sus viejas compañeras y se deprime al ver la vida patética que lleva al compararse con ellas, y por obra de algún mago misterioso que no se presento, el protagonista logra viajar 15 años al pasado y regresar cuando se encontraba en quinto año de primaria y ohhhh sorpresa ahí están las mismas mujeres de la reunión, pero mucho mas jóvenes e inocentes y que por alguna razón tienen cuerpos muy alejados de lo que imaginarias de alguien de su edad.
¿Cual es el problema con esto? que no es un puto hentai, así es toda esa trama es digna del típico hentai de turno que sirve para tus pajas a la medianoche, personajes con la típica personalidad de hentai, varias situaciones forzadas que terminarían en sexo ¿Porque esto no fue un hentai?
El diseño de personajes esta muy bien, ignorando al MC o los fondos, las chicas son muy atractivas, el sonido es aceptable y las escenas ecchi son muy subiditas de tono al punto de rosar lo hentai, nada que envidiar a otros anime ecchi conocidos de por ahí, excepto por la censura o no se si fue mi versión.
Para terminar, decir que la serie esta solo para el placer visual, ves piernas, desnudos, vaginas, gemidos, erecciones en cada episodio, en uno hasta tenemos una felacion doble de helado, también tiene sus momentos cómicos, si buscas algo simplemente para distraerte o directamente para masturbarte viendo a lolis adelante!! pero recuerda que esto no es un hentai, así que no tendrás el premio final, realmente hubiera sido mucho mejor si lo fuera, hice esta review tal y como se lo haría a un hentai
8/10 lo disfrute bastante.
Apdo1
This is a kind of anime where it would've been better if it's animated as a hentai instead of a fucking anime lmao. Every girls in this school doesn't give the fuck that their panties, the boobies, and their camel toe is shown. Their skirts is not only fucking short, but the girls are also insensitive to an actual emotion in retort to pervy situation caused my "men". And btw this art style reminds me a lot of Stringendo. A fucking hentai that is. This is just like taking cam whore girls from porn site, and they would do a live stream as apretext of wanting to show off their body and having men lusted all over them for dat $. Since hentai doesn't really get that much attention as anime. I can see the reason as to why they decided to release it as an anime rather than a hentai.
Several situation that you will prolly see when you watch this anime would be something related to those pervert things. Take for instance, women would do, or move their body in a way that would cause Shouta (MC) to get all hard, and even fucking climax at that unintentional/innocent (tho looks intentional) foreplays. And it's pretty funny how they're so ignorant about these sexual behavior that they're "unintentionally doing"; while some girls are feeling it too but never say or do anything to refrain from it. And the girl even demand, or say shit that can be pretty misleading as fuck too lmao. Then they would moan afterwards. But the heroine, acts so innocent and so unadulterated to point that idk wtf are they even thinking when em girls are doing that to Shouta. I dont wanna call them a slut, or a bitch. But really, these character are more suited for a hentai and not anime. And some of the scene even make it look like they were actually having fucking sex lmao.
Aside from the rant, this story is about a "neet" who look awful, jobless and unsanitize as fuck. But for some odd reason, girls are crawling up to him with no good logical explanation behind it. I mean yeah it's an anime/hentai. And this anime is just there for those horny neet to fantasize about their sexual life with a 2D characters, or even 3D. But if you're one of those guys who like ecchi. Then this is an anime for you. We get the typical school setting, rich girl character who attend a very generic and plain looking school, famous good looking, and idol character, sporty and other (you can name em coz it's so cliche. LIke tsundere is one of em).
And if you notice something about this anime, that would prolly be the fact that they have some pretty similar plot like "erased" or boku dake ga inai machi in the sense that they use the time travel thing to go back to the back. Either within their elementary year, high school, middle school, contemporary and so forth. But nonetheless, this is one of those shows that specialize in making men horny and possibly sending them to watch some porn, or hentai right after. So aside from the cliche slice of life theme. If you're into ecchi you gonna love this one. But for me personally, this shit should've been a hentai rather than a fucking anime, like for real man.
sentimentalbunny
As a 11 year old who had just fallen into the rabbit hole of anime, this was a nightmare. As a kid I use to use the randomise button on websites like kissanime and watchcartoonsonline somehow this came up as a random anime so I began watching, I have never been more shocked in my life, not just shocked at the adult themes of this anime but also THEY ARE CHILDREN !?! ya'll sickos that love this need help, I want to burn everything in this anime from my mind. I seriously hate this it keeps me up at night how is this shit stilllegal
anime was a mistake and this abomination proves it
