CrustyRolls

Ok, ok. I am gonna try really hard not to be biased because the protag in the second episode is like the sexiest thing since sex. He managed to hit all of my niches, so I'm gonna try to be fair and partially ignore his awesomeness. Like First Love and Whatsit (totally forgot the title, whoops), this is 3 separate stories in 3 episodes. The first episode is incest, blah blah, heartfelt, blah blah, sexy time, blah blah. It's suuuper generic, so I'll get to the good parts. The second episode is a rapist SHOUTA. Yes. This may or may not be the niche I wastalking about. Yes, I know I need help. His character is entertaining, anyway. He goes all yandere rapist on your ass if you mention that he looks girly. It's pretty hilarious. Its the little things he does, like licking the boiling tube in the science lab (doesn't take a genius to figure out what he does with it) and just his voice in general. Like, I MUST know this seiyuu or I will die unhappy. There are 4 girls in his episode that he has scenes with. The first is a moe moe kyun classmate of his. He kinda gets triggered by her and decides to go around on a gonadventure cause she said he reminds her of a girl. The second girls are kinda plastic-looking characters and seem to be the popular kids in school. They have tanned skin and bleached hair- you know the type. He has a threesome with them after they dress him in a girl's uniform- it's a bit weird for someone who isn't used to this weird shit, but since I read yaoi doujins I'm totally used to it. God help me. The third girl is the teacher- its a good scene, but not as memorable as the others. The third episode is about a girl who sees a classmate getting gangbanged and watches. She likes what she sees, so she ties herself to some railings Suffragette-style (can't believe I just said that) and waits to be gangraped herself. Lo and behold, the Lord doth giveth. Now, I found the last two stories to be very interesting and although a lot of them played on things that were pretty trope-y in hentai, it was still very memorable, if not for the... interesting... artstyle. Now I highly doubt any of you guys have played an eroge called Enzai- if not, look up some of the artwork cause thats basically what the characters look like. Their builds are very Jack Skellington-like... almost reminiscent of Code Geass. They have large bobble-heads which is not distracting at all for me- on the contrary, I found the artstyle so interesting it kept me watching it till the end. The music is forgettable, but the seiyuu are not. The voice actors for shouta-bloke and moemoekyun are so outstanding. The voices of the threesome girls are also great, and one of them can only refer to herself on the third person, which I LOVE. The voice acting of the main character of the third episode and of the guys who gang-rape the girl in the school are also great. The boys are very giggly and almost hyena-like. I don't know if you've seen that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Xander becomes a hyena, but it's a bit like that. Very jeery and very AWESOME. I actually think that the plastic girls and the shouta are the best characters in the series. It was great to see femal character designs that looked different, and her referring to herself in third person is the best thing ever. Obviously the shouta is also great cause he's a crazy fuck-nugget, and they're always entertaining. Cause it hits 4 of my niches, personally this is a 9 for me. However, that's not how reviewing works! I wanted to give it an 8 but the animation does seem a bit dated and the artstyle WILL put some people off. Also, the first episode was mediocre. So, I'll give it a solid 7, points only retracted for the animation and first episode. It may not be as highly rated as others I've reviewed, but please don't think it's bad- far from it.