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Abunai Sisters: Koko & Mika
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- Duração: 3 min per ep
- Gênero: Action, Comedy, Ecchi
- Estudio: Production I.G
Sinopse:
Computer-animated gag shorts about two female agents.
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Computer-animated gag shorts about two female agents.
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You know, I have a rule in watching anime. It's called a "no drop" rule, wherein I won't drop any anime that I started to watch. I watched Pupa, and bulldozed through it. Watched Mars of Destruction, just laughed. Skelter Heaven? Laughed once again. I, however, was close to my breaking point here. I almost broke the rule in the frustration of watching anime. But I'm no pussy, oh no I'm not. I tread the most dangerous journey I have faced so far. Abunai Sisters. I can't even believe this anime exists. There is no SINGLE redeeming qualityabout this anime. It didn't make me laugh, oh no it did not. It was so bad, that it deserves a negative rating. I'm not sure what the writers and producers was on while creating this. What would they think the show would do? Did they think it would be a smash hit? It definitely smashed my brain. Abunai Sisters is the greatest example of an anime that should never be followed. What this show presents isn't even fanservice, I don't even know what it is! If you want to recieve a mental scar, watch this.
Ohhh yes, Abunai Sisters. This "anime" is probably one of the funniest things I've watched in a long time. It's great for when you're with friends and need a laugh. I watched it all in one night with my friend and we've never laughed so hard before. Don't get me wrong, the story, art, sound, and characters all suck, but we enjoyed it a lot. It's one of those things where it's so bad it's good. I would recommend it to everyone, because it's just so funny to watch at 2 AM when you're tired, it'll really give you a laugh.
As a filthy cave dwelling otaku male I do enjoy the physique of a woman, and anime, as a medium, is choke full of scantily dressed women in any manner of undress you could possibly want. However, Abunai Sisters is so terrifying that I never want to see a pair of breasts for as long as I live. This show is not just bad, but offensively bad. Everything from the animation to the music to the voice acting is awful. I've been watching anime for the best part of four years now and I've come across a lot of crap but I think this show takesthe cake for the absolute worst anime I have ever seen and maybe the worst piece of media I have ever consumed too. Even worse than every single Nicki Minaj song...yeah we've sunk THAT low. Produced by Production I-G, the same studio that brought us anime such as 'Ghost in the Shell' and 'Cromartie High School' brings us Abunai Sisters, a show in which two sisters named Whore 1 and Whore 2 solve various crimes and the such...I think. I mean, I get they're supposed to be detectives or secret agents or something stupid along those lines but everything is so nonsensical that it's hard to tell what is going on half the time. The entire show is made in 3-D which is some of the worst 3-D animation I have ever seen. The character models look like shit and everything feels clunky. The voices were unbearable and every time I heard them speak, it felt like a chipmunk was put into a blender. If I ever have to hear the opening scream"AUUUBANIIII SISTERRRS!!" ever again I think I'll blow my brains out. The fan-service is terrible and comes across more so terrifying if anything else. The boobs are constantly bouncing for no reason and simply look like three basketballs lined up next to each other. Every single joke is a reference to how 'sexy' they are or about their rather large breasts which come across as distasteful since the designs are so unappealing. Imagine if a ninety-year-old woman was trying to parade her body around for you, believing she is sexy, and you essentially have the fan-service of this show: Awkward and uncomfortable. This terrible attempt at titillation and enticement of male viewership is pathetic and if someone actually becomes aroused at the sight of these women you need to get to a strip club at the next possible convenience. This anime is AWFUL. Terrible narrative, boring characters who are just there for fan-service and, even then, they STILL mess it up coupled with some of the worst CG animation around makes for one of the worst anime I've ever seen. No words can express the distaste I had in my mouth I had after watching this and no shortage of critique can express how bad this show actually is. I couldn't even have a laugh at it, like I could with other bad titles like 'Mars of Destruction'. Don't watch it. Curiosity killed the fucking cat!
It`s both really easy and really difficult to claim that something as "the worst" of any particular medium. It`s really easy in the sense anyone can hyperbolically claim something is "the worst" based on their personal preferences and/or depending on their hatred of said thing. It can also be really difficult from a critical standpoint, since things can be bad for a variety of reasons, and you can always call something worse. Usually, most forms of media have SOMETHING redeemable about them, even if they`re really easy to hate or make fun of when it comes to their flaws. Personally, I very rarely call something "theworst", even if I absolutely loathe it. But in this case, I think I have to make an exception. "Abunai Sisters: Koko & Mika" is one of the worst things in any medium, let alone anime, that I`ve ever seen, and it comes in swinging hard for that title. Abunai Sisters is a short 10 episode OVA released in 2009, barely lasting ~30 minutes total. It barely sold over 250 copies of the DVD. Considering that the first 500 copies to be pre-ordered came with bonuses such as figurines, discounts, and even shout-outs to those first 500 "lucky" enough to have pre-ordered, so it comes off as extra sad that almost no one pre-ordered the thing. But it`s incredibly easy to see why no one did, because owning a copy would be one of the most embarrassing things to have in your library, and that includes hentai. And to make it more insulting, this was produced by PRODUCTION I.G. of all companies. These are the guys who released Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex, FLCL, The Sky Crawlers, and a lot more high quality stuff released both before and after the release of Abunai Sisters, which begs the question of how and why this was released. Did someone at the company lose a bet? Or did someone have get an injury to the head and accidentally approve this? Unsurprisingly, only two episodes of this managed to make it to television. An for a while, those two episodes were the only thing you could get your hands on. At some point, all of the episodes were uploaded to various anime torrent sides. But for some bizarre reason, whoever uploaded them uploaded them with the characters voices pitched up, so the entire thing becomes un-listenable. There does exist a copy where the voices are normal though. But enough about that, let`s just into the series. When it comes to plot, there is no plot. It`s about two large breasted bimbos who happened to be some sort of secret agents and they both get into hijinks where the two bad guys, a woman with an oversized head and her lackey either try to kill them or steal their "Boobie Stones". Yes, you read that right, the "Boobie Stones". The "Boobie Stones" keeps them young, as well as giving them "Boobie Powers", which save them from danger, and the bad guys want the power of the "Boobie Stones" for themselves. And that`s pretty much the entire joke. I can`t believe I read that, let alone had to type that out for this review. And the rest of the series isn`t much better either. The animation is awful. It barely reaches the PS1 era of CGI cutscene. Making the whole thing even weirder is that the animation is motion captured, which means that someone had to go out of there way to act out everything from this series in person. And now I`m just imagining footage and motion capture data out there on some hard drive somewhere in Production I.G., and a part of me wants to see it. There is no Japanese dub as far as I can tell. You read that right, there is no Japanese dub, only the English dub. And this is one of the worst English dubs that I`ve heard for anything, with the voices being a mix of nails on a chalkboard, wailing cats, and a bad case of tinnitus. I would say that it makes me want to take a rusty knife to my eardrums if only to never have to hear this atrocious dub ever again, but it`s still going to haunt my nightmares. What little music there is just as grating as the voice acting, with the theme painfully drilling itself into your brain every time you hear it, wishing you had some aspirin every time it appears. There are so many other anime projects out there that should have got the time, money, and effort thrown at them instead of this. I would question why this was made in the first place, but I think I`ve found out the reason. Abunai Sisters was created to promote tabloid celebrities Kyoko and Mika Kano. I had absolutely no idea who they were, so I had to look them up. Apparently there is some controversy surrounding said sisters, since their lack of resemblance between them as well as their refusal to answer any questions about their age, which resulted in any reporting on their age to be entirely speculation, flamed rumors that they weren`t even sisters at all, but just another group of tarento (television personalities) with a gimmick. There was even a third "sister" who initially made appearances with them, but apparently she withdrew from the public eye, and only makes the occasional appearance. So if I had to guess, Abunai Sisters was made entirely as a promotional piece, and tying that to a studio was some prestige behind it like Production I.G., would help in promoting the Kano sisters. Apparently there few a few other controversies with the sisters throughout the years too, but I`ll leave that for another day, this tangent is long enough. You might think this might be good to laugh at while with friends while trying to have a drunk night of fun watching something bad to laugh at, but it isn`t worth it. There are plenty of so-bad-it`s-good anime out there like Garzey`s Wing or the ADV dub of Ghost Stories. But if you`re a masochist, there are copies floating out there. If you`re curious, I recommend reading the story of how this got made and the people that this is based on rather than watching the anime itself. It`s a far more interesting story.
I am not even going to introduce Abunai Sisters, the score and image should tell you what you are in for. However, I need to defend this because honestly, yet again, this is one of those anime that the general consensus will hate for obvious reasons. Though no one wishes to talk the good things about the bottom 100 anime. So I will be a part of the first few. What I really like about Abunai Sisters is how it has a strange resemblance to cartoons I used to watch in the past, the ones where they are like "CURSE YOU MEDDLING KIDS, AND YOUR DOG".It takes extremely generic "hero" type stories and mixes it with some anime culture namely, the man of culture stuff, the big tiddies. I would call that very inventive, however, there wasn't enough synergy between the two for me to care enough about something like that, because it honestly comes out as jarring fanservice but considering that this was made by a Japanese team then I can't dismiss my earlier point, it is something to think about really. The characters are in the same boat as this too, extremely stupid but the good guys always win at the end of the day. Oh right, this is episodic by the way. The audiovisual is questionable for sure. It is easy to say 1/10 for visuals but I must say for CGI it isn't that bad, it isn't something that came out of Tenkuu Danzai but it is close, I would say 3/10 because it was borderline annoying rather than actually appalling. It gives it its own style too if you want to look at it that way. The sound is infinitely better, OP was catchy but I would be a liar if I said I didn't want to end my life when I heard it for the 5877th times already. It is like those annoying songs that get in your head and never leaves, the visuals in the OP help that effect making it worse too. At the end of the day, I actually quite enjoyed Abunai Sisters, it was so dumb and that tiny squint bit of nostalgia that allowed me to sit back and have a laugh at most times. It is honestly understandable as to why people will dislike this but at the same time you have very deep anime is very deep being praised by multiple people for analysis on the same level as I have done relative to the anime at hand. I don't see where the consistency is to then hate on Abunai Sisters. To each their own though. Overall - 5.1 (5, lowered narrative significance)
Abunai Sisters gave me an aneurysm. The level of obnoxious drains the life out of you. Every time the intro shrieks the name of the series, I can only look down in shame. Shame that I actually think its catchy. This series made me question my existence. Koko and Mika are some of the most dreadfully scripted entities in all of media. Both in plot and in voice acting, everything they do is a cringe-worthy imitation of the secret agent diva trope. In reality they are more like poorly animated porn stars. Except porn stars actually are better actors, with more believable stories, than Koko and Mika. Thecentral object of power, The Booby Stone, is not even explained. It's like they ripped the diamond from Pink Panther and gave it a shitty name. There is no point to the stone, there is no point to the story. There is no point in watching Abunai Sisters.
I only watched this out of sheer curiosity when I found it under "found media" on the lost media wikia. While most lost media goes missing because it sucks, sometimes there's an exception to the rule and you unearth a hidden gem. Abunai Sisters is not one of those exceptions. There is not a single likable character in the entire series. You have 2 annoying and self-absorbed celebrities who only talk about their boobs and how it's "so hard" being a celebrity, an annoying creepy dude who pretty much represents anyone who would unironically like this garbage show, and a straight up ripoff of Yubabafrom Spirited Away. There is no "story" and the characters are all horrendously ugly. They look like characters you'd see in a budget shovelware title for the wii. It's even worse when you consider the fact that they thought anyone would find this attractive in the slightest. Do NOT watch this. Avoid at all costs. It's not even funny in the so bad it's good way, it's just awful.
Today, November 16th 2020 I came to know about Abunai Sisters and being the way I am I just had to watch it, add it to my list and write about it. What I’m doing here is completely pointless because nobody in their right mind would bother to watch it or talk about it and thus nobody will read this. Newer viewers wouldn’t bother with it mainly because they wouldn’t know about it and also because it’s old by now. As for the rest, they wouldn’t bother with it because a look at the poster, the score and the synopsis is enough to tell you thatit’s not worth watching, even those like me who ocassionaly like to torture themselves and check out some of the worst anime of all times wouldn’t normally bother with it because it’s not as infamous as other titles such as Mars of Destruction, Skelter Heaven, MD Geist, Pupa and the likes. But even if it’s pointless I’m writing this because I can and because I wanted to write a review for quite some time. And hey, if at least one person read this, then it was worth it. With that said, there’s really nothing much to say about it, one look at the poster and the synopsis and you get the deal, two female agents who somehow are also celebrities protect some crystal from the villain from Spirited Away and her companion, a pervy version of Mr. Incredible’s boss. No really, the bad guys look like them. Here’s where the first problem arise, how can secret agents be celebrities at the same time? Shouldn’t they be discrete? Well I guess being famous could be a facade, who would suspect of two famous women to be secret agents? Even then they sure don’t seem to be secret agents, as all they do in the show has more to do with their celebrity life rather than their work as secret agents. The series don’t tell you anything about what is this agency their work for, which is their rank there and what do they do there, heck, it doesn’t even appear. You won’t even know who their enemies are and why do they want the “booby stone” as they call it, ok it is mentioned in the show that said stone brings eternal beauty or something but it sure doesn’t look like it when you watch the series. You won’t even know why are these sisters celebrities, as all they do is goof around in their big mansion, located in some private tropical island with the worst security of all times as it allows the bad guys to appear and reappear every single time. They never sing, or dance, or do anything really. No personality nor backgrounds at all. And of course, nothing in the series makes sense as the sisters have booby powers which allows them to increase their sizes and attack with them, while also have a booby alarm as they call it, which usually works, warning them about danger, but sometimes it doesn’t for plot convenience. Not story at all either. But look at me, talking seriously about a show which clearly does not require to do so as is just a silly comedy, I am just as ridiculous as the series itself. Well, even if I am to judge the show that way, it is also terrible on that level, as the jokes consist in repeating the exact same formula in each one of the 10 episodes, the sisters are just chilling around, the bad guys appear with bad disguises and try to take the stone, the booby alarm sounds and make the sisters’ breasts bounce like crazy and they stop the bad guys with their own gadgets, the end. There was an instance where, although the formula and the result were the same, they did it by playing volleyball which was fine for a change, until they ruined even this by doing the exact same thing in the exact next episode, only with ping pong, thank you so much show, for ruining even the tiniest variety you had. If I am to compare this with episodic cartoons which repeat the same formula from…just about any era, even them have more variety with how their formulas play out in each episode. Heck, there’s not even a reason to compare it to cartoons, there’s Pucca, which began as a 2 minute per episode webseries, meaning, it has shorter episodes than this, and even that one has more variety than this. The jokes themselves, apart from the nonsensical situations, have to do with an attemtp to make fun of celebrities’ life and first world problems, but it’s so explicit about it to the point of telling you the joke directly while the character saying it looks at the screen, it’s not subtle at all, thus is not funny at all, thus it fails as a parody. I can’t even recognize the ecchi in the show as unique or creative, as we’ve seen boobs making crazier things and being even more deformed in anime, both before and after, even the likes of Valkyirie Drive: Mermaid, Manyuu Kikenchou, Seikon no Qwaser, Queen’s Blade, Eiken and just about any ecchi you either know or don’t know about is way better than this at least on that level and you are more excused to watch them than Abunai Sisters. The sisters themselves are based after two real japanese sisters who are apparently models by the way, and thankfully they don’t look anything like their counterparts in the show. I don’t know what’s the deal with those sisters and if they were at the peak of their popularity in 2009 when this came out to excuse its existence but this show surely doesn’t work even as a promotional material, it makes them look stupid, superficial, and just plain ugly. We’re talking about Charlie’s Angel videogame for PSX levels of bad publicity here, if not even worse. As for the production values, what’s there to say? They are atrocious on every aspect but if you are cursed enough to be reading this, don’t make the mistake of thinking that this is the worst CGI of all time. There are worse looking cartoons and videogames as well as there are worse looking anime, such as Urda and Digimon X-Evolution. Even then, those products are excused for coming out way earlier than this series and Urda was even made by a bunch of unprofessional noobs, while Abunai Sisters came out in freaking 2009 and was made by such a big studio like Production I.G, which made visual masterpieces both before and after this monstruosity. There just isn’t any show by them that looks as bad as this. The sound is even worse, as there is barely music which is forgettable at best, and the sound effects are old and weak by 2009 standards. But the worst aspect is the voices, apparently there is a version with normal voices, but no, in the only one avalaible online they sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks, the fact that is english dub only makes it even worse because there are no subtitles to help you understand what is it that they are supposed to be saying. Ultimately, being a Production I.G work is the definitive factor that makes Abunai Sisters so bad and so disappointing, if it was made earlier and by a worse studio, I would give it even a 2 out of 10. No really, once you watched so much bad stuff as I did you appreciate that, as a parodical comedy, this atrocity at least does not try to take itself seriously in the slightest, unlike things like Mars of Destruction, Skelter Heaven, Roots Search X, MD Geist, Midori, Pupa, Ousama Game, Evil or Live, Dies Irae, Hand Shakers or the most recent Kyouchuu Rettou or Gibiate (among lots of other examples), which try to be either serious, or dramatic, or deep, or epic, or horror and they all fail terribly at it. Nor does it insult a good and popular IP, as Souten no Ken does with Hokuto no Ken. Even if I am to compare it with another “comedy” is at least better than Twinkle Nora Rock me for making slightly more sense and for having actual animation. Thus Abunai Sisters is better than all of them for not even trying, but even then it does not deserve more than the lowest score from me for how badly made it is and for how much better stuff there is, it makes even the Charlie’s Angels PSX game look bad (and not terrible), it makes the Charlie’s Angels movies seem passable because the action has more stakes, way better battle choreography and gorgeous women, it makes the Totally Spies! cartoon series seem passable for having better comedy and more explored characters, then there are the ecchi shows which I already mentioned that are simply far more appealing than this. Heck, even if I try to think in the people with the craziest and the weirdest of fetishes, there is a lot of stuff such as inflation in certain websites which makes this look tame, thus Abunai Sisters does not have any value even for them and excuses my score. (If you are not one of them and you don’t know what that is then good for you, now pay attention to a warning like this for once in your life and don’t google it, seriously, I wish I was as lucky).
This is basically if Tommy Wiseau made Austin Powers. It fails to be a 'good anime', even as a regular comedy anime, but it is truly so bad that it's good. There are some incomprehensible scenes with a lot of unnecessary scenes, but whatever. Also, I think it could have gotten another 2 episodes, although it probably should have brought in a new villain at some point. The art definitely leaves something to be desired, but it kind of works for what it is. So, overall it is a solid 8 if you have a good sense of humor. That is all.
Disclaimer: I like the real people whom this anime was based off of, so a lot of my ratings may be biased. That being said, it's highly likely that the only people who will enjoy this anime are those who also know of/like the Kano Sisters and their lore. Based off of what I know about these women, this anime is not meant to be taken seriously whatsoever. You can tell if you watch it. Brief synopsis: Koko & Mika is a gag anime based on two real life celebrities known as the Kano Sisters. Similar to the Kardashians, they are famous for being famous. Their mainthing is an outrageous lifestyle, over-the-top bling, revealing outfits, and their coffee table magazines and calendars. I personally think they're a riot. Did I like it? YES. I laughed all the way through the entire 30 minutes. It's just so over-the-top and the satire is on-point. Art Quality: 4 Animation Quality: 7 Voice Acting: 8 Soundtrack: 5 Sound Design: 6 Plot: 8 Character Personality: 3 Character Design: 4 Originality: 8 Followability: 7 Personal Feelings: 10 I love this with all my heart. Sorry, not sorry. The amount of laughs I got out of this really says something. I don't understand why people say it's "the worst anime" other than maybe it's because they don't have context. I've definitely seen worse, for example: Utsu Musume Sayuri (Striking Daughter). Objective Feelings: 1 The Tommy Wiseau of Anime Overall: 6/10 (5.92)
This is a sore. Not like an eyesore, but a sore that is physically on my body after watching this. I cannot describe the pain from enduring this anime. I've seen so many bad, bad shows, anime or no, but THIS, THIS TAKES THE CAKE. If I could take this entire day back, I probably would. This destroyed half my soul, I feel violated, and all my human rights have been stolen away. On top of all this, Production I.G., known for their work on Attack on Titan, made this. Now again for the people in the back, PRODUCTION I.G., KNOWN FOR THEIR WORK ON ATTACK ONTITAN, MADE THIS. Who allowed this hell spawn to defile all things good and holy..? Who birthed this demon into this dimension so that I may lay my eyes upon this disgusting excuse of a show..? Watching this show is hell. Not just fire and brimstone hell, oh no, this is super mega hell. The only ones that must endure this pain are those who commit one of the ultimate sins, because GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE. Is this for children? No grown adult could ever be entertained by something like this, but the last episode has nipple bullets. WHAT DEMOGRAPHIC WAS THIS AIMED AT? Overall, I'd not reccomend this anime unless you enjoy enduring pain.
i literally feel so sorry for myself, why did i watch this, why ? my eyes have seen a lot of shit , but they have never been in this much pain before when i finished this self proclaimed """""""anime""""" i left thinking that i need to do some better things with my life this is the first anime review i have ever wrote, because tbh i am not that critical about anime and dont like to over analyze you know i could have written a review about some of the amazing series i watched , like clannad, anohana, monogatari , or key stuff in general but no, i choseto write a review of this, because i honestly feel like i need to dont watch this anime, just dont, i have read mai-chan's daily life, and it wasnt able to make as disgusted and as disaroused as much as this show was able to i have no words to be able to describe why, and how , this show is so fucking terrible. because those words wont suffice the only accurate description i have of this show is self-harm and volunteering for torture, and i just hope the ounce of humanity that exists in you will be able to convince you to stay away from this show i feel like a 0/10 is still too good for this show, but its the lowest ranking possible i can give
Possibly the most shit show ever made, like nothing is worse than this. Once you put it on discord screen-share though it becomes the most entertaining thing you will ever see. I highly recommend that any other degenerates who want to watch do so, as you will literally have the most enjoyment since your 6th grade girlfriend said yes. Best watched with a friend or parental unit. Story - 1: Each episode ended in like 3 minutes and the next started without even acknowledging what happened in the last. Art - 2: All character designs were scary as fuck except Paparazzi Matsumoto, homie's haircut was offthe charts. Sound - 1: They used the fucking google translate voice I'm not even joking you could hear the god damn static in it. Character - 3: They were all shit, except Matsumoto my boy carried a 10 and brought the average to a 3. Enjoyment - 10: Watching on discord with a friend made me almost pass out, you enjoy shitting on it more with others. Overall - 1: I'm sorry but not even Matsumoto could bring the rating higher than a 1, this was truly the most god awful show created.
Abunai Sisters is powerful. I legitimately did not know how to rate this show, so I used random dot org. It told me to give this show a 2, so I gave it a two. Watch this show. I have to prolong this review please help. I have no more words and please help the guy in the discord call with me is also trying desparately to extend the length of this review why does MAL have such an absurd minimum requirement for the review also read the 2011. I have no more words please stop holding me hostage with this absurd requirement.
person note: i am open to anime titles to review. Watched All 10 epiosdes in eng dub. This anime which may have been a cartoon (depending which country made it). This should have stayed buried. I recall the time it was so rare to find all episodes that the dvd was going for 100s on ebay. Whether it sold i don't know.... i do remember alot of people wanted it or at least asked about it. This show had one thing going for it their two bimbo girls. Everything else was a joke. All characters shared the fact that they love helium intakes. Which tempted me quite abit to turn down the volume or mute it but that would ruin the experience in my opinion. Yes, i understand it is a cartoon or what have you but if you say meatball then you can not say PING PONG BALL! with out ANY CHANGE WHAT SO EVER TO IT OTHER THAN YOUR DEGREE! no, it is not a magical meatball. The only thing that i thought was realistic was when during one of the early episodes when their ammo depletes. So often in movies i question the fact really? your telling me you were packing that much? how? where? not in that tiny gun for sure. However, even that too can be seen as fiction in the last episode. Oh yeah... the conclusion of the show(very little in terms of spoilers). What the FUCK!? then again i should have suspected that seeing how there was no basic intro. maybe it was just me but after the first episode or two i found my self going off the unknown intro theme lyrics and stuck with "DIE! DIE! DIE!" for i felt that best served it. It is clear this anime was a cruel tease by the artists. Not happy at all. Be Lucky that i considered a lot of things and did not go straight to 1 out of 10.
This is the lowest rated anime i can find and let me tell you, THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF SHIT. I don’t understand what the creators where thinking. First of all their boobs have like some special power because of a gem and that made me feel wired af. Second, the villains where the worst villains i have ever seen. The artstyle makes it look like it was drawn by a 6 year old. Some of the voice acting doesn’t even match with the characters. This crap is as bad as a 5 year olds shit being drawn across a wall with the shit heused being as bad as the sound.
Diving into this anime was a completely blind experience, from the thumbnail on Crunchyroll alone I KNEW this was to be a wild ride. Something must've been trying to save me, to help me from delving deeper into this dumpster fire of an anime. Because Crunchyroll absolutely refused to load, no matter what I tried. Instead of listening to whatever deity was trying to spare my mind, I found the entirety of the series on youtube. You see, most bad shows have some kind of redemption to them. Whether it be finding humor in the negativity, or something like surprisingly decent character designs. There areabsolutely no redeeming qualities to this absolute garbage-heap of an animation. This makes something like The Nutshack look incredible. To add, Production I.G worked on this. PRODUCTION I.G. WHO ALLOWED THIS!? The story is abysmal, if you can even call what's presented a story. Basically, you're presented with our two main characters, Mika and Koko. From what I can piece together, they're celebrities who rely solely on their cleavage to remain famous. In their home, is a mystical magical stone called "The Boobie Stone." It helps them to remain "young", and "beautiful" forever. Helping them to remain famous as well. Our two villains, a pervert named Paparazzi Matsumoto, and an old, withered down lady named Madam Hokuroda wish to take this stone away from our heroes. The art, oh my god. I've seen some bad CG. But this? This makes what came out of my dogs mouth look like a Van Gogh piece. The characters are absolute eyesores, and yet, I couldn't at all look away. The animation is choppy and horribly done, only adding to the sins of this atrocity. The sound design sounds similar to that of a chipmunks movie. All the characters have these high pitched unharmonious voices that come close to making my ears bleed. Nothing about how these characters sound is decent, or even halfway enjoyable. I'd rather listen to all the chipmunk covers, and all the nightcore songs out there than listen to this. As for characters in themselves, Mika and Koko are the most baseless women I've ever seen in an anime. Or, in almost any piece of media. They continuously flaunt their chests (making some of the worst fan-service in history), and talk about boys and makeup. You honestly couldn't get less of a personality from a rock. As for Hokuroda and Matsumoto. One's a baseless pervert who follows the girls around constantly, while the other is just bland. To say this was anywhere near enjoyable would be like saying the swirlies I received in middle school were fun. I feel only young, impressionable children could enjoy this. Then again, in the last episode Nipple Guns were implemented for some reason. What exactly was the target demographic of this meant to be? Overall, I suggest not watching this if you value your sanity. I believe I lost all my usable brain cells, and my eyesight when I binged this. I wish I could rate this lower, however, the lowest I can possibly go is a 0/10.
When I started watching this I had low expectations, but wow, it went above and beyond of what was expected and acomplished much more. 30 seconds in I wanted to shoot myself 6 minutes in I wanted to shoot everyone I knew so that they could never have to lay their eyes upon this, this.... this thing. 11 minutes watching and I whished to commit mass genocide. 22 minutes, God does not exist, the only reason we exist is to suffer and feel pain. I have finally finished watching it, and i can safely say that it was the longest 30 minutes of my life, I now need to expellmy eyes from their sockets, drown the eyes (and myself) in bleach, keep them in an air tight bag for 5 years until it is safe to see once again.
When my friends and I get bored while video calling, we look for the worst rated series in MAL in hopes of laughing at the sheer awfulness of some works. One evening (at 1 or 2AM) we came across Abunai Sisters and I really wish we hadn't. This series is unbelievably bad to such a degree that it caused me physical malaise. The high-pitched voices, the bright colors, the annoying characters, the 3min plots... I became nauseous watching this, it felt like a horrible fever dream. Do not watch this, it's not even worth it for the fun of it. There's no fun to be had... Definitelyone of the worst things I've ever seen.